Let’s whip round for Allegra
It was never her intention
To make light of Covid rules
That were being followed by the nation
And as our loved ones died alone
And we mourn the daily losses
This plucky woman Allegra danced
With a raft of Tory tossers.
Let’s whip round for Allegra
Whatever shall we buy?
Lets ask the chancellor Rishi
He seems a knowledgeable guy
And after all they are great friends
He even gave her a job
In Strategic Communications
Yearly wage of 120,000 bob.
She’s also close with Carrie
Johnson’s latest beau
So must be feeling sacrificial
In this latest puppet show.
We must send her a present
Although she says ‘She will regret
the comments all her days’
I have a feeling she may well forget.
So a gift to Allegra is needed
To put upon her mantle piece
So when time heals and she starts to move on
She remembers her press release.
So let’s whip round for Allegra
A gold watch or a mantle clock
A reminder of all her service
As press secretary to that cock.
Aly Lou Smith
09/12/21